Jefferson Forest High School

Is a school full of Pot Heads. People who cant play sports. Sluttly whorish girls. And snotty rich kids. Has the highest STD and teenage pregnancy rate in Virginia.

"Hey Did you get any last night at that rich kid party? Yeahhh mann i got the slutty chick from Jefferson Forest High School, and I mean DAYUMM hopefully i didnt get an STD!"

by Chelsea Hudson and Josh Evans April 13, 2010

Jefferson City

The capitol city of Missouri.

I live in Jefferson City.

by tito3231 July 16, 2008

jeffing

Getting totally rad uphills while getting stoked on pain

Andrew: Hey, fancy a jeffing session today?
Martin: Aye pal, sounds super rad...pure get our climb on

by flat_lemon June 29, 2011

Jeff

The worst person on the face of the earth. A complete backstabbing narcissist piece of bitch. You can usually tell a Jeff by his long hair, fake personality, and shit attitude. He's disrespectful to his mother, cheats on his girlfriend, and treats his best friend like garbage. He also probably has a pee fetish.

"That Jeff guy is a real creep."

by kingbabydespacito November 1, 2018

Jeff Miller

Cheap, Arrogant, Man-whore. Herpes infected and gawd knows what else...Extremely self-assured. Liar. Addicted to steroids. Small penis, but huge ego. If you meet one, RUN!

Who on earth would hang out with Jeff Miller?
Jeff Miller would be the perfect match for any nasty prostitute.

by KKrefty September 28, 2011

Jeffery

A super joint concoction including:

• Weed mostly
• Opium
• Heroin
• Crushed up E
• Clorox
• Morphine
• Some of it's unidentifiable
• And a bit of Angel dust

When the world slips you a Jeffery, stroke a furry wall.

by Goodgold1987 June 16, 2010

Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson founded The University of Virginia in 1819. UVA is the number two public school in the country and is ranked 23rd nationally at the same level as Georgetown. This beautiful school is rife with tradition and beauty. All one needs to do is walk around grounds on a spring day to see way all of the students at this storied institution love their school. The traditions at UVA are interesting and unique. From streaking the lawn down to the statue of Homer then kissing him on the bum and then running back up to the rotunda to say goodnight to Mister Jefferson to steam tunneling in the underground system of tunnels which brings heat to the buildings around grounds. Students here are committed to learning and improving the world around them. Some famous graduates of the University of Virginia include Katie Couric, Robert F. Kennedy, Tina Fey, Woodrow Wilson, and Tiki Barber. Students can be seen at all hours of the night at the 24 hour University library, Clemons, studying and writing papers. These students committed to excellence, have a no cheating, lying, or stealing policy institutionalized in the honor code and upheld by the honor committee. This single sanction code ensures Professors can trust their students and that students can trust each other. Those members of the University community who cannot abide by the honor code are removed from the University. Most students love the honor code however and would not get rid of something that makes their school unique. The University of Virginia is one of the best schools in the world and the premier undergraduate experience.

TJ was also the third president, he helped write the declaration, and he was the president under which the US bought half of its land mass (the Louisiana Purchase). He also had many other contributions. UVA is the best though.

Person One: Who is your favorite President?
Person Two: Thomas Jefferson
Person One: Why?
Person Two: I go to UVA. TJ's my homeboy

by UVAgirl March 12, 2009