irish mike

An endearing name for any Irish exchange student, regardless of his or her real name. Irish Mike's are generally hard to understand, leave their trash everywhere, attract women with their accents, and are always down to drink.

Irish Exchange Student: A glee drink er araga fagen.
American Student: What the hell did Irish Mike just say?

by Mike Young November 1, 2007

irish commute

Drinking too much at happy hour and then attempting to drive home.

Example 1:
"I hope the cops dont pull me over after these shots of Jamesons while I'm doing the Irish commute."

Example 2:
Heather: "Joseph, why is the car in the front yard?"
Joe: "I did too many car bombs at O'Rileys and did the irish commute."

by Family McPot October 22, 2007

Irish cupholder

When you spread your nutsack out like a batwing, then another dude puts his nutsack on your spread out sack, and you roll your batwing up around his balls like a hug. Similar to docking, but with balls.

The ‘potatoes’ in the sack is what makes it Irish.

So there I was in Canada, 30 below, with my balls hanging out. They almost froze, my homie had to give me an Irish cupholder to thaw them back out!

by Duncle chuy March 11, 2022

Irish Holiday

a day when you are too hungover to get out of bed

I was way too hungover to go to work today so I had to take an Irish Holiday.

by DR. DISTRUCTO January 6, 2011

irish nacho

While doing your girl from behind, after a few minutes of slappin' your nuts get sweaty. During the middle of tappin' that ass, rub your hands all over your sweaty, mung covered sac. After this, pull her hair back toward you and rub the your sweaty mung covered fingers into her mouth.

After going to the gym for an hour I banged Marsha and gave her some irish nachos

by Rhykno April 27, 2006

dry irish

The emergency substitution of mashed potatoes for anal lube.

Things were going great til I tried to slip her a dry Irish...we haven't talked in few days.

by rawmeat April 14, 2015

Irish exit

To leave a social event drunk without any recollection of when or how.

Dude 1: Dude, I don't even know what time I left the wedding. Man was I trashed.
Dude 2: Yeah man, nice Irish exit, nobody knew you even left.

by NYCityBoy July 27, 2006