5.1 inches

The average penis size on the world according to the first google result

Also see:
12.9 cm
1.5 credit cards
0.5 bycicle tires
2 Nobel prizes

Dude I heard Robert's penis is 5.1 inches
Really! Mine's only 2......Nobel prizes... O-of course.

by Adolf The One and Only May 25, 2017

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was tall.
You: Well it was claimed that the Giant of Castelnau was 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: That’s 2 sexainches.

by gregben September 12, 2023

18 Inches of Venom

A term often used in Marvel's Spider-Man 2 when your about to do a Venom thing idfk

Whos Chaos: I'm gonna give MJ the 18 Inches of Venom because idfk

by Traffa99 November 23, 2023

3 inch yogurt slinger

The act of using your dick as a lethal weapon. Also called cum gun.
When your chode is about to erupt so you cum blast your girl.

chode
cum blast
cum gun

Dude 1: "I forgot to use a condom with my gf last night"
Dude 2: "What'd you do"
Dude 1: "Pulled it out and gave her a 3 inch yogurt slinger"

by meme nation December 18, 2017

12 inch sinker

When a girl is very horny and thinks it's big but her clit tells her otherwise....

" wow that's a 12 inch sinker"

by 12 inch sinker November 15, 2016

Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger

The optical inch makes nudes more impressive

by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020

Inch Edge

Inch edging is a commonly used practice among mainly men to use on mainly females. This process starts with the Chicken Ritual where the man lays chickens on the bed of his chosen parter for the inch edge. After that happens, the man begins to start the process of intercourse with the woman. He will put an inch of his penile shaft in the woman per minute, no less than one minute as for this edging process takes time. He slides in and out per minute. After this time is up, he rockets and the inch edging process is over when the man is done. This process is then celebrated with a disco ball. When you finish inch edging you get to be called the special title name of “Landoh” This name means prosperity in games.

Person 1: Hey man guess what I did with my girlfriend last Friday!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I inch edged!!
Person 2: Wow!! You’re a total Landoh.

by RulerStick April 22, 2025