Slow War

This is a war that is only visible when the big pattern is revealed over time. If you could play the seemingly-isolated events of a slow war in speeded-up time, its real nature would be visible

Sine the end of the 19th century, the U.S. has been conducting a slow war against Latin America. Sometimes the individual battles are heated and seem like a real war. At other times its an invasion here, a coup there, economic pressure by treaties, deals with authoritarian dictators, etc. Run it all together and see the big picture and its one big, long imperial adventure--a slow war.

by neotropicus January 21, 2011

Analogy War

When an analogy is abused due to two or more people constantly arguing over it and trying to add on to it. Serves many purposes such as a guy trying to get it in with an unwilling girl, someone trying to convince another to stop doing something such as drugs, ect.

Horny guy: Baby, you gotta be adventurous sometimes, or you'll never find your way around the mountain. (sex analogy)

Girl: But what if I get attacked by a wild animal in the mountains?

Horny guy: Sometimes the adventure is worth it.

Person 3: ANALOGY WAR!

by XKatXKitty December 7, 2010

War Shagging

Having sexual relations with someone to gain access to a computer system or network.

I got into the network by war shagging the girl next door.

I got her WEP key off her router while she was showering after I shagged her

by Unleash October 11, 2010

shukelear war

when a mass of people sit and puke at the same time.

Last night we almost had a shukelear war. Those tacos and beers were not right.

by Dexter DaKlown May 15, 2010

drawing war

one person starts with the piece of paper. they draw an object or person. then they pass it to the next person, who draws an object or person that 'beats' the object or person preceding it. the game continues in this manner until the players lose interest or a clear winner is determined. often played covertly in class.

dude, sweet drawing war game yesterday: started with rihanna, moved on to chris brown, then a rabid pitbull, then michael vick.

by shmee2295 May 13, 2009

sammie war

When divers pull out their sammies in a "duel position" , and start slapping each other, seeing who will give up first. See sammie slap.

Theo and Matt are having another sammie war.

by Creepy Coach March 2, 2009

dork war

Any odd competition that is only cared about by the competitors.

"Bill & Mike are battling at Pokemon today!" "Yeah, it's quite the dork war."

by jiaco October 6, 2015