A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!
Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
by Cruciferous August 8, 2021
Get the Junk trunk psychologistmug. One or more people that show up at your house to do a job and have a car full of tools and tools in the trunk and they don't do the job well and you have to pay someone else to do it
1. Those trunk slammers,( see above definition), really did a job alright after them I had to pay double to fix what they broke and then the real job. 2. I told you not to hire trunk slammers for this job you fired.
by Rhedder October 5, 2023
Get the Trunk Slammermug. by SebaliMotherTrucker June 17, 2024
Get the junk in the trunkmug. this is a sexual act involving two people in the trunk of a car having intercourse while someone drives them around without knowing what's going on
by creamy maggot girl February 24, 2022
Get the spunk in the trunkmug. by jnobles September 7, 2017
Get the Tree Trunk Breathmug. by Seiglored November 13, 2021
Get the bear in my trunkmug. A celebration or gathering where people huddle around the trunk of a car to eat and drink. Like tailgating without the sports event. A picnic without the blanket.
by Hungry wolf October 7, 2020
Get the Trunkingmug.