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Hump Day

Wednesday - the day preceding Thursday and after Tuesday, midweek week peak day...down hill slide to the weekend.

Acronym - Having Unusual Midweek Psychotic Delusions And Yearnings
No example for Hump Day required...see above.
by justpassntime November 4, 2011
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hump buddy

Someone who has a friend who is over zealous.
Why's that guy keep texting you? Is he your fucking hump buddy!?
by Maggot_Chops January 12, 2009
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leg-humper

guys that post about hot girls on a web forum... and what they would do with them
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everywhere. find any posts about:

"lauraguitargirl", "ayn chan", "geepers",, "dirtyrockstar", "takemetothebackseat", and any other girl...
by christian d May 13, 2004
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Humpback Whale

Having doggy style sex with a fat girl. Upon ejaculation, the male shall be referred to as Captain Ahab, and whichever one tells the story with more dignity shall be called Ishmael.
Greg: Dude I heard you banged a fat girl last night
Craig: Yeah dude, not one of my better nights
Greg: What position were y'all in
Craig: Doggy
Greg: Dude you have to stop doing the humpback whale
Craig: I also finished
Greg: Way to go Captain Ahab. Let me know if you see Ishmael again.
by Phil Bob February 19, 2014
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Bust Your Hump

1:To work very hard to the point of busting the proverbial hump.

2: To engage in back breaking labor.
3:To take a hammer and smash the hump of a hunchback.
"Mom, you really bust your hump over meals."
"Tim, you bust your hump at the construction site."
"Can you move, Igor?" "No, sir, someone's gone and bust my hump." "Someone went and bust your hump? How rude."
by SweetCorn27 December 26, 2011
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hump back

Hump back is the letter P
M-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-I-crooked letta-crooked letta-hump back-hump back-I
by some polak September 4, 2004
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hump

yo, last time i checked, this wasn't a sexual innuendo, it was how animals "make babies". am i right or am i right?
Man#1: Hey, look at our dogs.
Man#2: Oh my gosh, i think Rover is humping Bitsy!
Man#1: Get ready for some puppies, then.
by fa la la la la April 7, 2007
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