Horse face

When a person has a long narrow face with bugly eyes and big teeth.

This person is also known to be a slut and have low self-esteem. Will hang on to any person who shows the smallest bit of attention. Loves the attention whether good or bad.

Harold: whoa, that chick has a horse face!

Ken: Yep, that's Yana shes a total slut

Harold: she straight-up belongs on a farm

Ken: Yep, with her dick breath and jackd clothes - bitch dresses like shes still livin with mom&dad.

by circleback4u March 30, 2010

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wet horse

popular term used by masculine gay men to describe an attractive male

wow look at that wet horse in those speedos

by la ronda July 18, 2010

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Hench as a horse

Some tank ass mother fucker, who has the pure strength of a stallion!

Terry: Fuck me that black guys hench!!
Davis: Yeah man, he's hench as a horse!

by Hench. May 25, 2011

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river horsing

When a fat pet or person has trouble jumping or climbing onto a couch or bed & their pudgy legs kick a lot in desperation, it can be said that that pet or person is "river horsing" as they resemble a swimming hippopotamus.

lol check that fat kid river horsing up into the back of that pickup truck!

by kismet & zee April 14, 2009

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Horse Eyes

Girl with overly spread out eyes

Man that girl is like a 9 or a 10 man she more like a 4 or 5 with them horse eyes

by Snobglass October 8, 2016

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horse mullet

An ugly 80s haircut that is short on top and long in the back on a horse's head.

Did you see that haircut on that thorough breed? That horse mullet looks as if Seabiscuit had serious business deals in the front and parties in back.

by JimmyJibbles November 23, 2016

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