Hobo's Lunchbox

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.

Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."

by Bananas842 May 22, 2011

Hobo Death

When you rub dirt on your dick, stick it in her ass and ask her for any extra change. When she says "No", you bash her head in with a brick and take her recyclables.

I went back to chick's place last night and did a hobo death to her. Needed some extra scratch.

by Whathobo February 18, 2017

hobo choke

The act of paying a hobo to let you choke them while having sex for less then 10$

Did you hear about Jenkens? He totally hobo choked that girl in the alley.

by bytelock September 7, 2017

Hobo Snow

1. snow found in the habitat of a hobo

2. the droppings of a hobo that has been out for so long, it has turned white

Guy #1: "Dude, let's play in that pile of snow over there!"
Guy #2: "Ew. No, that's hobo snow, man."

Girl: "OH MY GOD! COURTNEY, WHAT IS THAT?!"
Courtney: "Chill out, it's hobo snow."

by Doctor KG February 28, 2011

Hobo Mud

Muddy pile of fecal matter found on the sidewalk in urban areas.

Hobo Mud is plentiful around 17th and Capp street in San Francisco.

by figoldstyl September 20, 2007

hobo cute

Looking disheveled, but cute. At other times, not looking cute at all. Looking like a hobo, but in a cute way.

Have you seen Kim? She looks hobo cute, wearing her sweats and her hair all a mess.

by Lovely Soul December 24, 2014

Cave Hobo

An individual not truly of homeless nature but who embraces the free feeling of the vagrant life. The Cave Hobo often looks like a Hobo though does not smell of one. Cave Hobos tend to also be slightly mentally ill. They like Chocolate, Milk, Pizza, and any combination of the above. They also like crayons. They can be found in any city, large or small, and can be identified by their knitted garments that cause them to resemble something like a hibernating bear. The Cave Hobo is very friendly and social and likes to sleep in public, for example park benches, even though they have a home. Cave Hobos also like to sing. More often than not they believe themselves to sound like Jesus and Fergie, not realizes that they sound more of a cat being fed through a blender. God Bless Cave Hobos

Stop being a Cave Hobo and eating crayons in public!

by YukiPoo January 6, 2011