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Play the harmonica

when you drop a wafer, so you blow on it to make sure it has no germs.
"oh no, your wafer!"
"ahh it's ok, let me just play the harmonica"
by deak larjé March 30, 2022
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Milton Keynes Hardman

Abbreviation: MK Hardman

A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:

1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape

Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.

Further information will be added as we coin the term further.
“Ooooop, here comes a Milton Keynes hardman”

Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”
by MK Hardman Studies Institute January 27, 2024
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Chi-Town Harmonica

The act of running your partner's erect penis back and forth along your tracheostomy hole while humming different notes as if playing a harmonica.
It sucks that she had to get a tracheotomy but she gave me a chi-town harmonica last night and it felt amazing!
by BrealBtown October 28, 2024
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in perfect harmoney

How vendors and contractors would like buyers to act towards them.
If we would all share, live simply, and be frugal when appropriate, we could all "live in perfect harmoney" --- i.e., obtain a product or service dat we need when we need it, and pay for it right away and in full, so dat nobody has to worry.
by QuacksO May 2, 2025
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two-man harmonica

For all the musicians out there who enjoy the harmonica and occasional percussion. A play on 69, one woman laying on her side and men on both sides facing her. Men blow on the harmonica while she plays the drums 🥁
Hey man, I think we have a shot at a two-man harmonica tonight”
“No way bro. You think our sticks will get some action too?”
by mazislime May 18, 2025
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