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glory cop

the kind of cops that men want to be when they join the force, cops like john mcclane from die hard and chuck norris.
"you came here just because you saw a glory cop on tv"
by hnt March 12, 2008
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Glory Totem Pole

Involves two female midgets. Midget 1 stands on Midget 2's shoulders. While 2 is performing oral sex on third individual, third individual gropes 1's breasts while kissing.
I got the Glory Totem Pole performance from these two midgets I met up with last night.
by RB and DH January 19, 2009
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Grody

A mixture of the words: Gross, Disgusting, & Raunchy. (Raunchy meaning anything dirty, or nasty, or just plain unlikable.)
shit, that girl Shaniqua be grody. She smell like coochie.
by BeeeeeeLee; October 26, 2010
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glory hole

A hole in a wall/door leading to an office of a superior rank in which one uses to assist in the climbing up the company ladder.
Is Bendy at the glory hole again looking for a promotion?
by bendy4boss October 22, 2010
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mormon glory

anal sex without withdrawal for an extended amount of time
man: aww man im sore

man 2: what happened

man: me and some girl had mormon glory for 3 hours.
by Bob Mcfish June 3, 2007
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grody gay

A homosexual male whose morals are extremely loose, style is extremely bad, mannerisms are extremely queenie, and is considered embarassing by the gay communinty.
Girl, that Lance should never have even tried to pull off that tank top, he's such a grody gay.
by DuT July 31, 2004
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morning glory

Morning glory
A male condition commonly experienced in the early morning, making it self apparent as the said male is preparing his breakfast. Symptoms include swelling and chaffing, with common results being catching and banging certain afflicted members of the body against obstacles. Condition may worsen, causing endless sadist mirth in onlookers, such as the girlfriend, dad, acquaintances or (god no) grandmother of said tortured male. Their are only two known cures, with the only viable one being ice, as the other is impossible to implement due to stiffness of the knuckle and elbow joints in the hands and arms that is usually an issue at such an hour of the morning.
Billy: Oh no!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Holly fuck!

Billy: Not morning glory!

Unfortunate Onlooker: Ha ha! What a looser.

Billy: I suck!
by Sam Wren June 15, 2007
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