Greek lottery

When you injure yourself at work and end up on workers comp

Person 1: “Hey did you see George hurt himself at work”
Person 2: “Yeah mate, he’s won the Greek lottery”

by no.remorse February 23, 2024

Greek Microwave

The act of farting in an enclosed vehicle, while simultaneously locking the windows.

He gave me a Greek Microwave! I can't breath.

by AndromedaRae March 16, 2025

Greek Genocide

An act carried out by the Ottoman and Turkish governments from 1913 to 1923 which involved the targeting and subsequent killing of Christian Greeks in Anatolia (300,000 to 900,000 killed). Along with the killings, several Greek inhabited villages and cities were burned, most infamously: Smyrna, which was burned until there was nothing left but ashes. This along with the Armenian Genocide (1915 - 1917) is continually denied by the current Turkish government which thanks to their NATO protection will never face punishment.

The Turks got away with both the Armenian Genocide and Greek Genocide but, you don't see a Nuremberg trial being held for them.

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 10, 2025

Greek 69

It is when partners engaged in intimacy position themselves in such away to perform analingus on each other simultaneously.

I’d like to try a Greek 69 tonight my dear.

by YaporaYariziac June 16, 2022

Greek Dressing

Semen excreted from the anus after anal sex. Also known as a dirt pipe milkshake. This was originally coined for gay sex, but has expanded to hetero anal.

Greek dressing slid out of Jill's butthole and ran down her vagina after Jack pulled his weiner out of her ass.

by Himinbjorg June 16, 2018

chubby greek

A small, rather fat and often misshapen penis that is utterly useless in pleasuring a woman whether hard or flaccid. It may be extremely hairy and accompanied by frumunda cheese. The term originated because most Greek men possess this quality. Similar to a chode but quite the opposite of a chud.

Mrs spekovos: " Oh why did I marry a Greek man? I can't even look at his chubby greek without gagging".
Mrs. Chang: "Does it stink"?
Mrs. Spekovos: "Yes, terribly".

by Ol pappy November 15, 2017

Greek Bagpipes

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

After we got home from dinner we had a drink and she showed me how to play the Greek bagpipes.

by Rick Levelle March 2, 2019