Pulling a Gatsby

(Verb) to befriend someone just to get closer to your crush.

John hung out with Katie this morning just so he could talk to his crush, Jaime. He was accused of pulling a gatsby

by Skrrtskrtt May 20, 2017

Full on goatse mode

When you are straight up just ready

Yeah bro he was butt ass naked cock n balls hanging out "full on goatse mode"

by m u t e November 9, 2020

Totes McFuckin Goats

An exclamation of agreement.

A proverbial nod in agreement.

Very similar to Totes McGoats, but said with more enthusiasm.

Hey man, you wanna grab some pizza after this?

“Totes McFuckin Goats, my guy.”

by DjWetNurse January 15, 2021

the great gatsby

“old sport” almost 100 times.

“hey, old sport!” -jay gatsby, every page in the great gatsby

by ollie :/ March 21, 2021

The Great Gatsby

1: A classic piece of literature by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

2: A literary torture device made for tenth grade students

1: Andy: “I really like ‘The Great Gatsby!’ It’s one of my favorite books!”

2: Jake: Did you read the chapters for “The Great Gatsby” last night?
Enno: Yeah, why?
Jake: Could I have answers to the questions? Reading that book is torture…

by GrapeSmasher19 August 6, 2021

noemie's goats

goats used to partake in noemie's suspicious sacrificial ritual

Noemie's goats are going berserk!

by vegannTesher November 29, 2022

Feeling My Goats

Feeling a sense of pride / feeling good about something you have done, only to realize you were being delusional about what you did.

Melinda: I 100% I was top three, I was feeling my goats and then I heard all of that and I'm like. Fuck you all fucking four of you.

by Chilli Tortellini April 6, 2024