gooch broth

The act of dunking ones ball sack into scalding hot water to give a soup a desired taste

Jimmy forgot to buy chicken broth from the store, so instead of panic, he dipped his balls into the water creating gooch broth.

by GolfSon October 20, 2009

Gooch Parmesan

Noun; When a bitch don't clean her gooch and there is a mix of blood, shit and loose hairs.
Sometimes coupled with lice and/or crab flavoring.
It has a very dank smell, kind of like a mix of blood, shit, and yet again more shit on top of that.

Guy 1: "Hey, how was it with that fat bitch last night?
Guy 2: "I'm never being the Grenade man again, that bitch had gooch parmesan!

by Atormentedsoul July 17, 2011

Dusty Gooch

A stock that consistently underperforms the S&P 500

My wife’s boyfriend is taking the kids out for steak tonight but I can’t afford to go because my portfolio is full of Dusty Gooch

by anonymous February 22, 2021

Gooch Stabber

A woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his penis on the area between both

Margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date

"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "

John sat there thinking to himself

"What a gooch stabber"

by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009

Gooch Pyro

A situation in which somebody gives another person an extreme wedgie where they pull their underwear so hard that it burns your gooch. Comperable to the feeling of sitting in a fire pit, getting peroxide poured on it to put it out, and getting a pitchfork rubbed up and down their gooch

Example 1:
Dad: Where's the damn remote!?!
Kid: I don't know. Ask your gooch pyro son what he did with it.
Example 2:
Bully: Gimme your lunch money or you'll get a gooch pyro!

by 2269 September 15, 2010

gooch doctor

The Doctor that inspects the Gooch and the area around it

Alex, my gooch doctor said my gooch has a rash.

by CarlaTheCarAlarm May 19, 2015

gooch master

Another name for a male individual who gets mad pussy from almost any girl

Male 1 "Man i wish i was like logan"
Male 2 "Hey he is a fuckin gooch master "

by MasterGooch April 13, 2016