by FidelChatstro August 18, 2008
Get the glam gogglesmug. Similar to beer goggles but happens at a gym when an average woman looks hotter because she is in spandex.
Kristy wasn't very hot, but when wearing spandex guys got gym goggles and thought she was a total milf.
by Spankin95 March 20, 2015
Get the Gym Gogglesmug. Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.
Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.
by RogueMedic911 February 16, 2019
Get the Vagina Gogglesmug. The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.
by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009
Get the Scottish Gogglesmug. by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011
Get the White Gogglesmug. Clout goggles block out dem haters and they give you clout. Clout means popularity, clout goggles are usually odd sunglasses.
by @lep0rdgeck0 November 23, 2018
Get the Clout gogglesmug. A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.
Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
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State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
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State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008
Get the Colgate Gogglesmug.