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Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.
Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.
by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018
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glory lemming

glory lemming is a term used for mass media outlets in which they pair up celebrities with nobodies to give them a glimpse of glory
oh girl did you see her glory lemming are you sure that's front page material ?
by sanxity June 15, 2019
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Coney glory hole

When you shove a coney up a dudes ass and suck it back out to eat.
Hey can we do a coney glory hole for dinner tonight?
by Turle723 February 25, 2022
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Gloris

An exquisitely rare breed of human. This girl is made of actual magic. One of the most insightful people you will ever meet with the kindest heart. She possesses unrivaled abilities to listen, and to make others feel understood. Always fun, funny, and knows how to have a good time. She is gorgeously stunningly beautiful and you will never get on her level so don't bother trying. Many men are in love with her but also find her extremely intimidating. She lives her life like a G and isn't accessible to ignorant halfwit morons. She's lion-hearted. Getting to know her is a great honor.

If you're so lucky to have a Gloris in your life once, you'll want to keep her in it forever.
"Who is that mysterious, intelligent, vixen-like beauty over there?"
"Oh that's Gloris. Dream on!"
by Chandicake101 November 23, 2021
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glory days effect

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.

E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).

"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".

"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).

"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".

"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).

"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
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Glory Bol

The surprise act of being JO'd by a WNBA Star under the massage table in the locker room.
Did Reid tell you about the Phoenix Mercury game last night?!

No. What happened?!

Oh man, it sounded awesome! Somehow he got the ol Glory Bol during the halftime show!
by wolfmanbean June 13, 2018
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the glory spot

where a male sticks his penis in between a females tits during sex.
Chad stuck it right in the Glory Spot I even got a taste of his giant dick.
by 007630reeee? March 4, 2019
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