golf whippies

wicked baked aliens

shit man look at those golf whippies!!!!

by matt fratt'man August 22, 2006

urban golfing

hitting duct tape balls with a sand wedge at cars or houses

golf on the streets

by connor November 2, 2003

man golf

A game usually played between 2 men (although by all means to be played with a girl if possible) and usually while drunk.
consists of the players taking turns poking eachother in the chest, with the objective being to get a direct hit on the opposing player's nipple.

"dude, im so drunk! how about a game of man golf?"
"sure, lets go for it!"
"is it.....there?"
"holy shit dude, hole in one!"

by dave_c June 12, 2008

Golf Clap

golf clap (gawlf klap)

–noun

a person (typically of female sex) that does not reciprocate in the act of fornication. i.e. a chick that simply lays on her back while you plow her. coincidentally, a "golf clap" is as worthy of its moniker as an "applause" would be of its own.

"It's like when you clap your hands; You don't move just one hand, you move both of them... Unless it's a golf clap."

"She was definitely a 10 until I took her home and found out she was a golf clap."

by Evee123zy June 7, 2009

Golf Course hot dog

The golf course hot dog is when you dip you junk in mustard and slap a golf ball off a chicks butthole. You have to be outside for it to be a golf course hot dog. If it's inside then it's a mini golf pretzel stick

I gave that chick a golf course hot dog. Then I hit it for par.

by Bernackididmus January 7, 2022

telekinesis golfing

When you are golfing with that addon in your group of three, and he is so amazing he finds it impossible to go over par. the ball actually curves in mid air in his favor.

also, this has been created to disturb/beat the google game.

That douche bag Kevin must be telekinesis golfing. he just eagled a par 5.

by ScrewBarton February 4, 2010

Mini Golf

Sex act. The use of the shaft of the penis as a tool to slap or 'putt' the testicles -- generally in the direction of an anus. Either ones own, or a lovers.

Oh Yea, that's good. Just like that. Now grab my dick and let's play mini golf.

by A Replicant June 29, 2017