Free Bearding

The act of a guy not shaving his face. Similar to free balling for guys and free boobing for gals.

Josh: Dude, you look like you haven't shaved in a week. Are you growing a beard?

Alex: No dawg, just been doing a little "free bearding", while I've been on vacation.

by Chickypoo247 December 04, 2011

Free Blasting

To freestyle rap blasting a song or instrumental in the car.

Rapper: Crank up a instrumental so we can be free blasting"
*Driver turns a Hip Hop instrumental all the way up*
Rapper: Sittin back in the car, going so hard, to this beat, chillin' in the passenger seat"

by eudy May 09, 2010

Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time

" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"

by lilpea April 26, 2016

Is water free?

A popular saying first used by Anthony Clarke it is now used to make fun of him because he is cheap and cannot afford orange juice

Is water free?

by Scrubs diggity May 23, 2017

free canoe

Free canoe is a classic Craigslist prank wherein someone's name and phone number are used in a false ad on Craigslist. This type of ad typically has a desirable item priced for free or a low sum of money.

Yo dawg, my phone keeps ringing with people asking if I still have the free canoe. I don't even own a canoe!

by Sarrus25 May 22, 2017

free softie

When you get a handjob from a fast food employee.

I went to Wendy's and I got a free softie.

by Mr. Spackle Tackle February 14, 2021

must be free!

an item in a shop or store that has NO PRICE on it. one must then chase down an "agent" , who will usually take many moments to find the price (or NOT) i usually just walk away !...too much trouble !

jim: this package of foolsley's turds on a roll , doesn't have a price ANYWHERE ! juliet: must be free!

by michael foolsley February 20, 2020