Feed the donkey

Fingering someones asshole

I was going to feed the pony, but she was on the rag, so i had to feed the donkey instead.

by Donkey feeder March 21, 2017

Lie Feed

Newspeak for Live Feed as in the live feed from the underwater camera on the oil leak in the GOM that was discovered to be an eight second loop while the camera's clock continued to show real time elapsing.

Hey, let's watch the real time camera from the BP oil leak in the Gulf Of Mexico and watch them put the cap on the leak. Oh, you mean the eight second loop?
We call that the LIE FEED!

by PEARKAY June 3, 2010

Gemini feed

When two people have issues that they can both relate to but not fix, so they continuously feed off of each others' depression and grief, making themselves worse. Commiserating together acts as a temporary solution that ultimately worsens both parties' mental health.

"We were so depressive / You and me together we would Gemini feed" -- Banks, Gemini Feed

I think hanging out with her makes my depression worse. We just Gemini feed off each other, talking about everything bad that's happened to us.

by Lonely Moonchild August 30, 2022

2 piece feed

the 2 piece feed is when 2 friends have sex with a girl and both pork the puss at the one time.

oh bro check out that chick"

yea bro i reckon shes keen for a 2 piece feed fo sho"

word"

by bigdogd30 March 2, 2011

Backwards bird feeding

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and she acts like she's swallowed it and goes in for a kiss. During this she will spit the semen into the guys mouth (like a bird feeds it's young) forcing him to taste his own cum. Once he realizes it's his own cum he will gag and throw up while the girl laughs.

Dude, last night she was backwards bird feeding me. I haven't eaten all day...

by That_kid_whos_cool February 20, 2014

Dick Feeding

Dick feeding describes the event wherein the shotgun of a penis shaped piece is being managed by a fellow smoker/innocent bystander whilst the individual taking the hit uses two lighters to cherry the bowl as he or she embraces him or herself for what can only be described as a godlike hit.

"Yo Derek, feed me that dick man."

"Give me your hand mayne, it's dick feeding time."

by lolwhatupmayne September 8, 2009

Don't Feed the Bears

A phrase clearly stating, "Don't Feed the Bears" this rule is best followed if one cares about his or her puny pathetic life. Otherwise just screw it, feed the friggin' bear.

"Billy! I said not to feed the bears!"
"but pa'"
"No! Not buts, this is the last time i get you a fake body part!"

by for all you know its "Bill" March 17, 2005