American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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To Polar Express

To make it snow ejaculate. Done by freezing semen and then throwing it into a fan.
Dude, we polar expressed the lounge last night! Some had to polar express it!
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red nose express

A sex position where a male motorboats a female in the Ass.
"The female got three red nose expresses last Friday".
by person_with_meanigs May 16, 2016
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form of expression

The way a person expresses their selves, for example; hand gestures, facial expressions, angry outbursts, &, etc.
1. You got me f$#% up! •angry outburst •black people lingo
2. Dumb ass b#}^ •angry outburst •black folks lingo
3. *moves hands around while talking* about exciting, traumatizing, or sad past/ current events. •a form of expression •hand gestures
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