Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.

My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.

by Bystander123 February 4, 2021

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cancer express

The act of chewing tobacco while smoking a cigarette, often continuously.

Ex:) Jim: damn, since Larry found out his girlfriend was his cousin, he's gone through two cans of Copenhagen and a pack of Marlboros. He's riding the cancer express.

by Literally_Satan July 10, 2014

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Nick Express

If you from da Midwest and want to get hick wasted. 3 shots Captain Morgan, 1 shot Wild Turkey American Honey, top with Diet Mountain Dew with ice.

Take me on the Nick Express baby.

by BrendanMills July 3, 2022

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Polar Express

A white woman accompanied by various black men (representing sacks of coal)

A tie-off to the term, "Coal Burner"

"She's burning so much coal, she might as well be the Polar Express"

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.9.I Want To Put My Peniz On Top Of My Biological Motherz Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equeztrian Penizez.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

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The Francis Expression

An expression on a cartoon character's face displaying a sense of serenity and happiness no matter what situation. Taking inspiration from the Disney Channel show, "StuGo", starring the character of the same name.

"Someone wanted me to draw a charater with The Francis Expression. I said sure"

by Kbakil_Jr. September 9, 2025

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