Dylan

A short, selfish, leprechaun like individual who hops from one girlfriend to another, and will also cackle at anything remotely close to a joke.

Woah, watch out, here comes Dylan

Is he already with some other girl now?

Yeah, that other girl tried to freak him so he noped outta there

by golden fire29 August 26, 2019

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A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If you’ve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!

Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.

by Lil’ Angel Gal May 31, 2018

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Has a 100% chance of stealing your baby sisters heart. Even if she is 10. Most likely to be a douche/asshole. Thinks he’s the man.

Wow Dylan is such an ass.

by Reilly C June 6, 2018

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a fuckn dickhead who doesnt give aiden the good cheese and salami role and is a god in bed with his big ass willy that slays the ladies and leaves them sore for ages

Damn my pussy hurts, must of got fucked by a dylan

by jsbadjvbs June 8, 2018

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A great guy with a good heart and loving intentions, but if you fuck him over, no matter who you are, he'll fuck your life up. But to all those who are loyal to him, he's a pretty awesome guy.

Dylan is so fucking hot.
Sorry, I was busy sucking Dylan's dick.

by LilDickClique June 11, 2018

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