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ditch candy

when you have no where to fuck, you go outside and do it in the ditch. The act is known as "ditch candy." However, it is not like normal sex. When you have ditch candy, you have to be careful not to let the wrong kind of snake go into your hole.
Me and my girlfriend where having some hard-core ditch candy, until my mom drove by.
by RAEHRABKEAMRBIRNEYAHTMDKH October 28, 2010
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Ditch

A colloquialism for a gay man. Likely started by combining Dick and Bitch. Most often used in a positive or self deprecating way. Similar use to women refer to their friends as “Bitch” or “Bitches”
“I woke up in a ditch this morning
“I’m only going if the Ditches go”
“Ditch, please”
by Cannit May 31, 2025
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The Ditching

a term used to refer to a phrase copy-pasted directly from the internet or any article without paraphrasing and changing the sequence of thought of the phrase.
John did his part in the research but when I read it all I can say is...it was done the way of "The Ditching."
by phaggoadnaphoaq May 5, 2022
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Dong and Ditch

Provide the long dong and then ditching that bi*tch off your long shlong.
Once my dong starts to itch, I know it’s time to dong and ditch.
by Under rated February 28, 2021
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Ditch

Hey there, yesterday I ditched my gf .o_o”
“Wasn’t she the richest gurl in town?”
“O ye”
by LDA+MB January 22, 2023
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Hood Ding Dong Ditch

A normal ding dong ditch except instead of ringing the doorbell, one kicks the door in
Oh shit, that n/gga hood ding dong ditched us!
by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021
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Ditch-ems

A spare pair of underwear or panties that you can discard... to hide devious sexual acts from a partner or in rare cases bodily fluid accidental discharge
Karen made sure she brought a pair of ditch-ems, for after her affair as to not alert her husband..
by Mintymonkeynuts January 4, 2019
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