Dirty ilias

When a guy likes to suck toes from shrek while they're in the mountains playing with snow

Hey what did u do at the weekend?
I pulled an dirty ilias.

by Daddyshrek123 August 31, 2021

Dirty Demnah

The act of getting lip fillers and using your lips to iron the wrinckles out of your much older managers penis in exchange of a promotion and a pay rise. A dirty Demnah (also known as a swanslut or a barristersbike) will do almost anything an elderly man asks of them in exchange of as little as a couple of ciggies and a free ride home. Her dingy-like lips could also help you survive if you was to be left stranded on a desert island, and her beef curtains may also be used as wings which will flap around rapidly in the wind enabling you to reach great hights.

Dem: Wow! My lips feel so swollen after ironing all the wrickles out of Daves dick!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!

by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023

Dirty Jack

When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.

I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.

by greasy ballers November 8, 2021

dirty cam

when you give someone a really tight hug while drenched in pee

Me: Oh hey man! Do you want a dirty cam?

You: get the FUCK away from ME

by someweirdlittlebitch April 10, 2020

dirty evan

Someone who loves to take control when having sex. One who is "in it to win it". He won't be gentle. He pulls hair, slaps ass, and can ride it all night long. Aspires to be a porn star by night and college student by day. Also does the pile driver in bed and ladies love it. Piles drive her right in the ass.

"Who is that? Hope he gives me a dirty Evan."

Who is that? Hope he's dirty Evan

by Lulumagoo87 July 10, 2014

dirty glove

refers to detroit - variation on the michigan mitten, with reference to "dirty" speaking to the rough-around-the-edges city that often commands a bad reputation.

i'm reppin from d-town, the dirty glove.

by j cel January 15, 2008

dirty musky

when you are fucking a chick outside and your dick slips out and gets dirt all over it then you put it back in

Sam gave me a dirty musky last night, that asshole

by manboobguy November 23, 2007