When you fuck your man so well he is stuck in a Paralysis for the rest of the night and forget everything.
by The turkey December 9, 2020
Get the Dirty Giamug. shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.
I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.
by mr. voldemort December 30, 2010
Get the dirty bobsledmug. When you bust a nut over your limited edition Samsung smart fridge, so your warm cum drips into the ice container, and then you invite your neighbours over to watch a baked bean spin on the floor, and then they grab some ice to cool their assholes off because they have accidentally sat on the baked bean, but instead of rubbing ice on their asses, it’s warm cum, so they all get pregnant and shit out a small African child, even though none of your neighbours are African.
I did a Dirty Jack yesterday. It was rather splendid, but unfortunately I now have 15 children living in my apartment.
by greasy ballers November 8, 2021
Get the Dirty Jackmug. by someweirdlittlebitch April 10, 2020
Get the dirty cammug. Someone who loves to take control when having sex. One who is "in it to win it". He won't be gentle. He pulls hair, slaps ass, and can ride it all night long. Aspires to be a porn star by night and college student by day. Also does the pile driver in bed and ladies love it. Piles drive her right in the ass.
"Who is that? Hope he gives me a dirty Evan."
"Who is that? Hope he gives me a dirty Evan."
by Lulumagoo87 July 10, 2014
Get the dirty evanmug. refers to detroit - variation on the michigan mitten, with reference to "dirty" speaking to the rough-around-the-edges city that often commands a bad reputation.
by j cel January 15, 2008
Get the dirty glovemug. when you are fucking a chick outside and your dick slips out and gets dirt all over it then you put it back in
by manboobguy November 23, 2007
Get the dirty muskymug.