The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.
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Melinda: Did hear you about Sharon?
Sarah: No. What?
Melinda: She's a diarrhea bitch. She stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Now he has to pay for everything!
Sarah: Wow. What a diarrhea bitch.
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Melinda: Did hear you about Sharon?
Sarah: No. What?
Melinda: She's a diarrhea bitch. She stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Now he has to pay for everything!
Sarah: Wow. What a diarrhea bitch.
In reality it was actually Melinda who stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Ergo, Melinda is the true diarrhea bitch.
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Dakota is a massive diarrhea bitch for ghosting Jizelle at the mall when he promised to pick her up 6 hours ago.
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