Daddy rand

n.
Daddy rand - a term when you daddy lick someone ugly to get them rid of their evil wrinkles to beautify them.

Only Randulph hirahara : a big dingus with heart bigger than brain.

Mr kum : my boi ,last time I saw you were grotesque blonde fuck with evil wrinkles, what happened to you ?

Song chol : yeah I got rid of my wrinkles , yui daddy randed me.

by no more drip memes May 22, 2021

daddy goggles

The tendency for dads to think their sons are way better athletes than they really are.

Dad: Man my son should be the shortstop on this baseball team, he is the best kid we have.

Observer: Actually your son sucks and should be on the bench where he has been and you need to take off those daddy goggles.

by DROD76 October 28, 2015

Dust daddy

A homeless man you pick up to have sex with and then drop them back off. In reference to their dusty genitalia

I got bored this weekend so I picked up my dust daddy for a few hours

by Dust papi June 29, 2017

Lanky Daddy

An affectionate term used for abnormally tall individuals who present no muscular definition whatsoever. It can be used both platonically and romantically in given contexts but is used for endearing yet comical purposes.

Ethan is my lanky daddy!

by QuirkyBanana69 April 17, 2020

News Daddy

Twitter Nickname for Brian Entin, Emmy Award Winning Journalist, Indicates appreciation for his dedication as a trustworthy source... also indicates appreciation for his sexiness.

“Brian Entin will always be our News Daddy.”
“Thank you, News Daddy, I only believe you”

“News Daddy is live right now, I hope he’s going to tell us they’ve found Brian Laundrie!”

by Tan2016 October 8, 2021

Shoegar Daddy

A guy who buys women ridiculously expensive shoes with hopes of getting them in bed.

Hot chick: Some guy that sees me at work bought me this $1,200 pair of french pumps.

Friend: You've got yourself a Shoegar Daddy.

by needlenoots July 10, 2010

Digi Daddy

The internet version of the Sugar Daddy. He provides for his ladies via PayPal after she expresses her needs on social media.

I hope my Digi Daddy sees my tweet about needing new clothes.

by J_Sqweezy March 14, 2016