The Crow-Syndrome

An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.

"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"

"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"

"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"

by TheCheekyCherry January 18, 2019

Curly Crowe

Mini Maximus.

Mutual Acquaintance- Curly Crowe, have you met Lenny Phoenix, your future adversary?

Curly Crowe - It wasn't my idea for us to meet, it was yours.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network

thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party

by clayhands December 9, 2010

Cop crow

A cop car, usually highway state patrol, that sits empty on the side of the highway with it's lights off. Akin to a scare crow to scare crows away from the crop, a cop crow scares civilians into compliance with the speed limit to deter speeding.

I was speeding on the 15 north until I noticed a cop car and slowed down then when I realized that it was a cop crow, I sped back up.

by Celeste McWhorter December 27, 2022

Crow

A racist term used by few relating back to the “Jim Crow laws”.

Look at that Crow right there

by Da_realest_1 April 30, 2024