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Crockerjack

"Gaige, are you eating crockerjacks."
by Crockerjack123 September 9, 2018
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crocilitis

When. Person has given up on life and turns their shoes in for crocs. The warning signs of this condition are the person stops shaving, trimming nose hairs, wearing gray socks with tennis shoes, and lack of sex.
The Club sounds fun but my buddy with crocilitis is coming out with us. No one will get laid because it’s such a turnoff
by Rick the P is silent October 24, 2018
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Crockpot Hot Chocolate

When you take a diarrhea shit into a woman’s pussy; add marshmallows and whipped cream, use a straw to drink it up.
I know someone that served the men in army unit Crockpot Hot Chocolate at the Christmas party.
by Walffleassing101 October 4, 2019
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Crocodile Person

A crocodile person is an aggressive, manipulative person who preys on feelings of social agony in others.

A crocodile person is someone who tries to get into committed relationships with those in need as a way of having someone to exact their aggressive, angry, domineering and manipulative propensities on. Crocodiles differ from psychopaths in the sense that they don't use glibness and charm.

They simply try to leverage things in their own way by coming across people in need, to use their desperation and eagerness for the compliments of socializing, which are just as well an immutable right.

Crocodile people pick up on very little beyond how they are feeling, what they want to do, and how they are conditioned to process, react and interact with the world around them .

The clear lack of thoughtfulness is easy to spot, but can still be overlooked if the victim is already convinced that the crocodile person is a catch.
Wendy comes from a dogmatic warrior subculture. She owns firearms, and uses coercion to arm-twist others to get what she wants. She married a very docile and sophisticated male, John. Wendy was often aggressive, disarming, disabusing, counter-assumptive, crude, not self-aware, lacking in accountability, and always let John's feelings go where they would go, as a way of keeping John unstable. When John would lose interest due to her troglodyte behavior, she would try to initiate sex or steer the convo in that direction.

Now that they're married, John has to comply with everything that comforts her, or else she throws a fit and starts making threats, lest he get himself shot or attacked in his sleep. So Wendy was simply using John as a way of being able to afford the implications of venting lots of machiavellian rage. Wendy is an example of a crocodile person.
by DanZhukovin October 25, 2019
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Crocky

Description of a man who acts similar to a crocodile. Swallowing men whole. Demeaning verb used for abusive gay males or masculine bully types that are closetted.
Your friend is acting crocky.
by Seeyougatorhater March 17, 2020
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crocodile-tears

Crocodile-tears are something someone will do as they are faking their tears to put on a show and attract attention.
My grandma was fine until we walked in the crowd and started crying crocodile-tears.
by Abigail Oconnor September 23, 2020
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Crocky

Someone who is very high on MDMA, could be pinging.
Shes heavy crocky pisha she just took a line of M
by Very Hugh Jass April 28, 2021
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