Covering fire: The act of farting loudly in a social situation so as to distract attention from a friend who has way worse gas than you.
"Steve man, those beef and bean burritos really worked me over. Thanks for providing covering fire for me at the party last night."
by zack1964 March 27, 2019

by hocicito September 7, 2017

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.
Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).
Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).
by Your bob September 1, 2022

when a man and women errr-eee the bed while the women is on her period, the man comes out with a bloody penis
Allison and Ethan were working it hard and when they decided to stop, Ethan had a ketchup covered hotdog
by Bum bum gum March 29, 2015

bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*
by august so cool (not clawthorne June 30, 2022

Any panties.
by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) November 16, 2018

To cum on someone’s face and then spit in their face. Then give them the option to rub it in or you yourself rub it in. (Palm meet face)
Stacy: “So I was fucking this guy the other night, he pulled out, came in my face , spat in my face, and then asked me if I’d like to rub it in or if I’d like him to rub it in…he called it a cover girl, said it was a skin treatment.” , I think he was a dermatologist!
by Fhkhue September 23, 2022
