Cover Fap

When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.

Oh man I just smoked so much weed.

Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in

by PintSizeSlash3r April 15, 2011

cover smother

To destroy an original song by producing a poor quality cover version of it, i.e., "smothering" the original song.

1: That Eric Clapton band did a cover smother of Layla, it made my eardrums bleed.

2: Not another electronica dance cover smother of a Muse song!

by TeenAuthor June 19, 2008

Coverent

Be coherent in statements concerning Covid-19, be coverent

He is such a coverent person, trying to be reasonable while everybody is spreading panics.

by Till.Eulenspiegel March 21, 2020

Hatch Cover

A Kotex used to cover a woman's pussy during her menstrual cycle.

Honey, while your out buying beer can you pick up some hatch covers for me?

by Busted Hatchet March 6, 2013

The great choclet covered rizz wizard

Another word for Marizza

well your in luck because I The great choclet covered rizz wizard Marisa have got you covered

by Marizza69 May 28, 2023

covered in shit stains

boatloads of shit

my homie had a load of swamp ass and came home n pulled off his trousers and low and behold he was covered in shit stains

by chodebitch555 March 11, 2022

Chocolate-Covered Pigs In A Blanket

A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.

I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.

by anonymous September 10, 2020