Connor

An awesome tall guy who prefers iPhone over android and likes soda and tv. He knows a lot of martial arts like karate, tae Kwon do, ju jitsu, moi tae, pretty much everything. Has brown hair and green eyes with a goofy but loving and caring personality. His hair is freaking long and wears glasses. If u are a Connor, you have most likely dated a wonderful blonde girl who is just like you and known since kindergarten. Connor will listen to you through everything you say if its not chores related. If you ever date or know a Connor (I'm a guy and this definition is on me LOL) then don't break his heart like the blonde girl just like him. If you know a Connor, don't make him mad or he will go karate kid on your ass (if you are a boy). The complete essence and era of awesome and coolness.

*connor walks over to his buddy group when they are felling crappy* sup guys, what's wrong?

Oh hey Connor. We just found out that Nathan's pet just died.

Aw man that sucks.
Well he did have bad hips.
He is in a better place where he has no displeasing and comfort forever

Wow Connor. I never know you liked animals
.

Are you kidding? Why else would I offer to take care of your guys' pets? I have a dog and cat and they are the nicest animals ever.

My dog loves tennis balls. You could say he is BALListic.

*everyone starts laughing their heads off*

You are the best, Connor!

by Ronnocwwefan April 22, 2013

12-Year-Old Meme Connoisseur

Only the greatest of meme viewers. Decides, only using deductive reasoning, that the greatest of all memes, such as Harambe, "covfefe" and Hitler / Anti-Semitic memes, are to his / her liking. One only views these on true websites made for memes, or as they call it, "memesites". These so-called "memesites" include Instagram, Facebook and Snapchat.

"Hey boy, why are you trespassing on my property?" "I'm a 12-Year-Old Meme Connoisseur. You shan't talk to me in that manner" "I am very sorry sir, I did not know."

by Chickenwob April 21, 2018

Aoibhínn Connolly

A very sacksee insane girl who is also a kangaroo and loves chicken nuggets

Omg thats aoibhínn connolly

by Sorry i dont have a name May 11, 2018

Connor Franta

A youtuber with millions of fangirls for his heavily sponsored videos on YouTube.

Connor Franta: Hey guys! *shows off merch shirt* You shouldn't only buy my book in a book store, you should buy my book at Audible.com with MY promo code: ConnorFranta

by •.• May 29, 2016

Connor

A mother fucking douchebag. Has no honey. Spends all of his time looking up "good looking" girls on the Internet. Doesn't give a shit about relationships. He is narcisexual.

Person 1: I broke up with Connor
Person 2: Good for you!

by You got us saying #LEH December 8, 2015

Connoisseur

One who is a fan of Pierre Woodman Private Castings

As a connoisseur who has a great deal of knowledge about the fine arts and is an expert judge in matters of taste I know that when it comes to Porn, early Woodman is ANALogous to Picasso's "blue" period.

As any porn watcher of informed and discriminating taste or Connoisseur will attest to, when it comes to porn, early Woodman is not incomparable with the works of Shakespeare, Aristophanes, or his fellow countrymen Bergson or Rousseau.

As any oeANALophile and connoisseur of fine whines knows 9 out of 10 doctors recommended jerking it to Private Castings by Pierre Woodman.

by IQMendax April 16, 2011

Connor

A tall Irish guy, usually red haired with an ass ton of freckles, a cool guy that puts on a tough exterior but is really a great listener. He's also awesome at partys and can do a keg stand like its nobodies business, well I mean he's Irish so its natural.

Whoa shit check it out Connor's doing another beer bong hit.

by chinmger2299 August 9, 2012