by Rick Tiberius Rude April 15, 2023

A totally rad dude who every person loves. He is funnier than most. Everybody needs a con dog in their life.
by F.A.B.0234 June 7, 2018

CON-Fusion (noun)
A method of communication where a statement is deliberately constructed to be misunderstood by blending a truth with a deceptive element. However, this is done righteously, meaning the deception serves a higher purpose—whether to expose a flaw in thinking, test discernment, or guide someone toward a deeper realization of the truth
Core Aspects of CON-Fusion:
Intentional Misunderstanding – The speaker knows that what they say will likely be misinterpreted but allows it to happen
Truth Mixed with Deception – Unlike outright lies, CON-Fusion embeds a real truth inside a misleading or paradoxical phrasing
Righteous Purpose – The goal is not to deceive for personal gain or harm but to challenge, teach, or refine understanding
Requires Discernment – The listener must think critically or be spiritually prepared to uncover the deeper meaning.
Can Be a Test – Similar to how Jesus used parables that only the spiritually receptive could understand, CON-Fusion can filter out those who aren’t ready for the truth
A method of communication where a statement is deliberately constructed to be misunderstood by blending a truth with a deceptive element. However, this is done righteously, meaning the deception serves a higher purpose—whether to expose a flaw in thinking, test discernment, or guide someone toward a deeper realization of the truth
Core Aspects of CON-Fusion:
Intentional Misunderstanding – The speaker knows that what they say will likely be misinterpreted but allows it to happen
Truth Mixed with Deception – Unlike outright lies, CON-Fusion embeds a real truth inside a misleading or paradoxical phrasing
Righteous Purpose – The goal is not to deceive for personal gain or harm but to challenge, teach, or refine understanding
Requires Discernment – The listener must think critically or be spiritually prepared to uncover the deeper meaning.
Can Be a Test – Similar to how Jesus used parables that only the spiritually receptive could understand, CON-Fusion can filter out those who aren’t ready for the truth
Jesus of Nazereth used some CON-Fusion in John 2:19: "Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up". If Jesus does "Knot" have any problems with CON-Fusion... Then the righteous should knot have any problems with it either...
by EricLDS February 19, 2025

Nat-Con Baby Adjective
A baby that was conceived at FFA National Convention and no protection was used
A baby that was conceived at FFA National Convention and no protection was used
Yo Mitch did you here that Brad got Ava pregnant at Nat-Con
Nah man that’s crazy
Yeah she is having a Nat-Con Baby
Nah man that’s crazy
Yeah she is having a Nat-Con Baby
by Anonymous Guy 914 May 10, 2025

When bing's search results are so poor you begin to doubt your own sanity. Derived as a parody of 'ret-conned'
by JoyEmpire August 5, 2021

Typically means unconsensual sex, aka "rape" in a story. In the real world, rape is a shitty thing to do and if you have ever done such a thing to an innocent person, kill yourself, and I mean that in every way.
Fortunately, as long as you don't bring your fucked up fantasies to the real world, non-con may be weird but if it's in a story you like, just skip over it or something unless you read it because you like it.
Fortunately, as long as you don't bring your fucked up fantasies to the real world, non-con may be weird but if it's in a story you like, just skip over it or something unless you read it because you like it.
by The real Benjamin Earthmover April 22, 2025

Person A: man I want to write Mega Man x Proto Man NSFW and post it on Ao3
Person B: Person A that’s fucking Bro-Con!! What the fuck!! You’re fucking gross!!
Person B: Person A that’s fucking Bro-Con!! What the fuck!! You’re fucking gross!!
by AAAAAAAAAAAApogAAAAAAAA September 19, 2022
