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Get the Christopher peck mug.Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
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Get the Christopher mug.Yes, hello there Christopher, hi! 🖐 Yes that's exactly where I'm from. And no, it's not a little of both. You know I hang around you work-salesmen infotainment self-help guys so I doubt it's very hard for you to assume that the algorithm will bring me to you and it takes very little effort for you to seed a couple of those in every episode and assume I'll catch a clip.
Hym "Why yes, Christopher. I do relate to that. So glad to have you as a fan! What's your favorite part? Is it the child-murder or is it the blasphemy? Little of both? Came for the child-murder and stayed for the blasphemy? Is it the underlying meta-narrative? Most people like the underlying meta-narrative. Like like to make derivative shows and what not... But that's ok. And that's fine. You don't have to say my name. I will insult you and everything you belive and PROBABLY your children until you change your mind. So... Try not not to have ugly kids or something, m'kay? Makes it too easy. Welp... I don't have anything else for now... So, yeah..."
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A: who is that sexy guy over there?
B:That’s Christoph but he has a girl already sorry.
A: That sucks, igtg search for another Christoph,Bye.
B:That’s Christoph but he has a girl already sorry.
A: That sucks, igtg search for another Christoph,Bye.
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