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'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
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The don cinalli. noth side Pontiacs most devoted community leader and influencer of creative craftsmanship and unity
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Christopher

Christopher is an amazing guy. Usually tall, very handsome and pale. Christopher's have a very great sense of style, they also have a smile that is to die for. Very talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Though he can look mad all the time he's really isn't. Can be kind of awkward, shy, and nervous but in a really cute way. He’s very easy to tease, and make him blush. Not the type of guy that always has a different girl. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships. They have really big hearts, but keep their feelings to themselves because they are afraid of getting hurt. It is really easy to open up and talk to a Christopher they are so sweet and inviting. But on the other hand they can be very seductive. He likes to think about you all the time and write about you every once in a while. You might think they're so innocent ,but they're not. Once they are in the mood it's on Let them kiss you and be with you. He won’t ever let you go, he’ll always be there for you when he himself is going through something but to him friends come first. There is nothing better then being loved by a Christopher.
Person1: do you know Christopher?
Person2: yea! He a nice guy.
by Secretlover206 January 17, 2024
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Christopher

When you see a Christopher, you're heart could skip a beat. There is something about being in his presents that will make you want to meet. Christopher's have a smile that can make your heart skip a beat. If you dare look into his eye, it will knock you off your feet. Guys will be extremely jealous when he is around another girl they like, because a Christopher has a wicked sense of humor that will have you lagging all night. Guys fall in love with the personality of a Christopher. Christopher knows many people from all walks of life. He will share his live and time with the peoe who do him rite. Don't be mistaken by that gorgeous smile. If you angry him , he will do things out of spite. A Christopher know just the words to crush a single soul, he can give it but not take it. A Christopher wants to be loved and liked by all. A Christopher has deep secrets that you would never knew exist. If he share one with you. Know that you may be at risk. A chistopher w can find pleasure in mess with your brain. That's only if you are easily astray. He is honest with some truths, he will do things for shits and giggles when he is alone. Gaslights his boys who are confused and doesn't know. A Christopher only stays where he feels needed, will disappear if he is not appropriated. Those he loved will always hold a place some where in his huge heart. He never forget a face. Christopher have strong sexapeal, girl melt with the just one brush of his feel.
Girl1:_"Where did your date go?"
Girl2:_" I wish I knew, he was here one minute

laughing." The next he went "Christopher "on

One minute he there the next he is gone pops up out of nowhere. ( Then pulls a Christopher) he is gone
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Christopher Huerta

Christopher Huerta is the most amazing person ever, who has no limits, the most capable.
Someone: Hello Christopher Huerta

Christopher Huerta: Hi
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christopher

a carrot who is really nice and always helps you out
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Christopher

An amazing man who pulls the baddest of bitches. He also loves getting freaky deaky....and boy is he cheeky. He at MINIMUM (not hard) has an 11 incher ON A COLD DAY...so yeah...he cool
Christopher a bitch ass mother fucker, bro is packing 2 millimeters.
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