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Chocolate Rose

A process that forms during the start of anal sex.

In this definition, the stem of the chocolate rose would be the dick. The petals would be the shit that forms around the dick head.

It's when you put your dick inside the ass and shit is forced outside of the asshole, forming smooth shit petals around your dick head.
Mike: "So did you have fun with your date last night?"
John: "Yeah man, did ya' get her roses or anything?"
Brooks: "Maaaan--Chris is a cheap motherfucker, he wouldn't do that shit."
Chris: "Bullshit dude, actually.... I gave her a chocolate rose."
by Aboriogoikas November 12, 2007
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chocolate chick

A hot black girl that you'd like to eat up.
Florida has a lot of delicious lookin chocolate chicks!
by Nickkkkk September 1, 2006
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Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.
Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.
by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008
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Chocolate Sunglasses

The sexual act of a male pooping on the lenses of a pair of sunglasses, then sticking it to the female's eyes.
Hey Dallas' mom, I just gave you chocolate sunglasses.
by Anita B. Jainow February 21, 2008
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chocolate freedom

A dessert served in the White House. Also, the staff's code name for the president.
Zach Galifianakis asks the White House staff, "Is Chocolate Freedom your code name for the president?"
by Vanilla Kisses October 15, 2014
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chocolate necktie

When one fucks a girl in the butt, removes his poo streaked penis and then titty fucks her.
That bitch is still wearing the chocolate necktie I gave her last week.
by Mike Lawyer November 16, 2003
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Chocolate Swirl

When someones head gets dunked and flushed in a toilet with full of poop.
by Travis55 December 7, 2011
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