Chocolate Teabag

The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.

Variations include:

The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.

The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.

The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.

The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.

Experience this Chocolate Teabag yourself.

by Chomtea February 17, 2007

chocolate freedom

A dessert served in the White House. Also, the staff's code name for the president.

Zach Galifianakis asks the White House staff, "Is Chocolate Freedom your code name for the president?"

by Vanilla Kisses October 15, 2014

chocolate chick

A hot black girl that you'd like to eat up.

Florida has a lot of delicious lookin chocolate chicks!

by Nickkkkk September 1, 2006

Chocolate Santa

A black sugar daddy who woes white women by showering them with gifts.

Fav: I always see that brotha with a different white chick.
Bones: Some chicks dig a Chocolate Santa.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Chocolate Sunglasses

The sexual act of a male pooping on the lenses of a pair of sunglasses, then sticking it to the female's eyes.

Hey Dallas' mom, I just gave you chocolate sunglasses.

by Anita B. Jainow February 21, 2008

chocolate necktie

When one fucks a girl in the butt, removes his poo streaked penis and then titty fucks her.

That bitch is still wearing the chocolate necktie I gave her last week.

by Mike Lawyer November 16, 2003

Chocolate Swirl

When someones head gets dunked and flushed in a toilet with full of poop.

The bully gave the kid a Chocolate Swirl.

by Travis55 December 7, 2011