central billing theorem

In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.

Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!

by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024

pearl river central high school

pearl river central high school is where a lot of fake ass people are, they always fight about the most childish shit. it’s also an 3/5 rating place, where the food taste like shit, but don’t get me wrong, some people there are amazing! so please come to pearl river central high school!

hi, i go to prchs, and i’m pregnant!
where prchs means pearl river central high school!

by nunyobussinessss November 12, 2019

Valley Central School District

My school which sucks. They haven’t won a homecoming game in years , classrooms are smoking hot in the summer , valley Central is too broke to change are ID photos so I gotta look at my old ass photo of me from 7th grade , the hallways always stink like ass cheeks and don’t forget the Anime kids and weird ass kissing couples 24\7 and the bathrooms you enter you literally feel like ur getting high without smoking anything 2nd hand smoke go crazy!! Also don’t let me forget the FAKE ASS people you’ll meet in this place. Good tip for you guys don’t be in a friendship with 2 other friends cuz you know damn well 2 of you guys are closer then the other. WELL ANYWAYS THATS MY SCHOOL FOR YA

Random“Hey you goto Valley Central School District?”
Me “ yeah…”

by Notpopularbutalwaysthere August 23, 2022

Catholic Central

A sausage party of white males who don’t have any women to look at in school so they spend their time slapping and squeezing each other’s butts and have nude shower party’s in the locker room but also they love to make fun of LGBTQ+ while shaving each-others backs and ass after football practice.

Look that Catholic Central boy is wearing really really short lulu lemon shorts that are riding up his ass

by CCISDABEST June 12, 2020

Central Intelligence Agency Is For Dean's List.

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😱: Central Intelligence Agency Is For Dean's List.

by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025

transformation central

Basically, another way of saying "bodyswapping" (when two people or beings exchange minds, thus ending up in each other's bodies). Also, can refer to transforming someone to another being or object.

The transformation central began. I was finally going to get my new body.

by HarkerMorris December 20, 2017

Central Park Salad

Like a tossed salad but with the extra spice of Central Park wildcrafted greens

Yo she gave him a Central Park salad, now he got that extra spicy arugula in his mouth

by Uganda be kidding me February 13, 2021