A sexual act in which a necrophiliac moose skull f*ck's the skull of another moose using maple syrup as lubricant before sh*tting in the Stanley Cup.
by DickSweats February 5, 2010
Get the canada's history mug.A sexual act in which a man pours maple syrup out of the Stanley Cup onto a woman wearing a pair of antlers. After the syrup has been rubbed all over the woman's body (Including the antlers), the man then begins to fuck the woman with the antlers while she jacks/sucks him off. Licking the remaining syrup out of the Stanley Cup is optional, but it is tasty.
Man: I dunno, I guess we just need a little more excitement in our sex life.
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!
Woman: Well...We could try Canada's History.
Man: Hell yes!
by Rickrypienftw February 5, 2010
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by Caleb Crawdad February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A vary depraved sex act that involves moose antlers, maple syrup and the Stanley cup. Originating from America's ongoing raping of Canada.
by Ivory_Dealer February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.Noun; A sexual act, so depraved that it cannot be described on television. Often involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Noun; Indescribably nasty sex act. Normally resulting in painful ripping and exploding of sexual organs.
Verb; The act of performing "Canada's History". (Note: When unlubricated the act is often known as the 'Canada Dry' or the 'Canadian Rough Rider').
Noun; Indescribably nasty sex act. Normally resulting in painful ripping and exploding of sexual organs.
Verb; The act of performing "Canada's History". (Note: When unlubricated the act is often known as the 'Canada Dry' or the 'Canadian Rough Rider').
by Phillip Phillips February 8, 2010
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Cindy liked the taste of Stephen's maple syrup, although she didn't think she would take Canada's History again.
by From Canada With Love696969 February 4, 2010
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by Posslington February 4, 2010
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