by Walter Kronchite November 14, 2007
Get the candane mug.Usually a lie told by women who cannot find a boyfriend, Although sometimes true for some desperate people.
Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
Usually they claim they met the man online, if so that also qualifies as desperate.
Guy: Still having trouble finding the right guy?
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
Girl: My boyfriend lives in Canada
Guy: Wow like I haven't heard that before, you're really sad.
Girl: I'm serious I met him online!
by Coonpuff October 14, 2015
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Pronouced La CanYAda. Town in Los Angeles where everyone thinks, acts, and talks alike. The most boring town on the face of the planet. There's absolutely nothing to do, so all everyone does is have sex, get drunk, and smoke.
You're popularity is based on how much money your parents make, how big your house is, and how many people you have sex with.
Everyone's too rich to function.
You can tell how rich a person is by what part of town they live in.
Everyone's a freaking genius.
Technically, there is no movie theater.
No mall.
Nothing to do.
Everything is on one main street.
Everyone's skinny, beautiful, and blonde.
Everyone thinks they live in LA. Everyone's just as rich that they might as well. Many celebrities live/have lived here.
No one has ever heard of La Canada, but once you say, "Right next to Pasadena," everyone knows where it is.
You're popularity is based on how much money your parents make, how big your house is, and how many people you have sex with.
Everyone's too rich to function.
You can tell how rich a person is by what part of town they live in.
Everyone's a freaking genius.
Technically, there is no movie theater.
No mall.
Nothing to do.
Everything is on one main street.
Everyone's skinny, beautiful, and blonde.
Everyone thinks they live in LA. Everyone's just as rich that they might as well. Many celebrities live/have lived here.
No one has ever heard of La Canada, but once you say, "Right next to Pasadena," everyone knows where it is.
Person 1: Where's La Canada? Is that in Canada?
LC Person: It's pronounced La Canyada. It's by Pasadena!
Person 1: OH! I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!
LC Person: It's pronounced La Canyada. It's by Pasadena!
Person 1: OH! I KNOW WHERE THAT IS!
by omg_itsmeee September 4, 2008
Get the la canada mug.euphemism for sexual acts often done in the wild, with the sound of the loon in the background. Came about due to the trading of Beaver pelts, horny huntsman, and the slutty backwoods girls who entertained them.
Also rumoured to involve antlers, maple syrop, and the Stanley Cup though that is more popular south of the 49th Parallel. Canadians would never defile the Stanley Cup... but you should see what some girls can do with the Lombardi!
Also rumoured to involve antlers, maple syrop, and the Stanley Cup though that is more popular south of the 49th Parallel. Canadians would never defile the Stanley Cup... but you should see what some girls can do with the Lombardi!
"I took her out and taught her some of Canada's History"
"When the subject turned to Canada's History I stood tall"
Mom "What did you do with Suzy tonight?"
Son "Went out for dinner and then she showed me Canada's History."
Mom "That's nice"
Son "Yeah, then her friends came over and we went over Canada's History together."
Mom "So you'll pass the test?"
Son "I don't know... Mr. Smith, Canada's History teacher, is a real dick."
"When the subject turned to Canada's History I stood tall"
Mom "What did you do with Suzy tonight?"
Son "Went out for dinner and then she showed me Canada's History."
Mom "That's nice"
Son "Yeah, then her friends came over and we went over Canada's History together."
Mom "So you'll pass the test?"
Son "I don't know... Mr. Smith, Canada's History teacher, is a real dick."
by Colbert digs Canada's History February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A depraved and unusually common sexual act, by which a Canadian tourist and an American engage in anal sex using maple syrup as the lubricant. Upon reaching completion, the Canadian pulls out and donkey punches the American, slipping out the back door and proceeding to burn down her house (as was common in 1812).
Guy 1: Where'd you end up last night?
Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
Guy 2: I took that yankee back to her place and gave her a taste of Canadas History.
by drrary February 17, 2010
Get the Canadas History mug.1. The best freaking country in the world.
2. American's rather live in Canada where war isn't taking place every freaking day...
3. Awesomely invented Tim Horton's and Coffee Crisp.
4. The World's largest supply of Gold and Diamond. (ex. Yukon Territory, Northwest Territory, Nunavut Territory)
5. Shut Your Mouth, Canadian's are watching the Hockey Game!!!!!!!
6. Hockey is Canadian.
7. Baseball is Canadian.
8. Basketball is Canadian.
9. Lacrosse is Canadian.
10. The World's most welcoming country ever.
11. If your Canadian. at least your not a shit face American, eh?
2. American's rather live in Canada where war isn't taking place every freaking day...
3. Awesomely invented Tim Horton's and Coffee Crisp.
4. The World's largest supply of Gold and Diamond. (ex. Yukon Territory, Northwest Territory, Nunavut Territory)
5. Shut Your Mouth, Canadian's are watching the Hockey Game!!!!!!!
6. Hockey is Canadian.
7. Baseball is Canadian.
8. Basketball is Canadian.
9. Lacrosse is Canadian.
10. The World's most welcoming country ever.
11. If your Canadian. at least your not a shit face American, eh?
by DA SWAGGER CANADIAN April 10, 2014
Get the Canada mug.The place where one man and one woman gave birth to an evil creature, under the name of Justin Bieber.
This may be the only flaw of Canada.
This may be the only flaw of Canada.
by kevindong July 13, 2017
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