Blind Group Buy

Selling something but not saying what it is and implying it might be worth the price. A way to sell something for more than it’s worth. A good of example would be doing a blind buy for a song that nobody really wants for $5k, when the most you would get for that song if it wasn't blind is $2k.

Why would people fall for this?
1. A drought of music and they'll settle for anything
2. Gambling "what if it's the song I want"
3. Retardation

"Oh boy I hope they're selling the song I want in this Blind Group Buy, I'll donate $100 and keep my fingers crossed."

by Homixide August 27, 2024

I’d buy that for a dollar

When you're so hurt by decades of bad conservative economic policy that you'll believe anything morally bankrupt people tell you in hopes of them giving you financial assistance in the future.

Corporate Media:

The Republican Party oversaw expansive economic growth during the Ronald Reagan administration which directly & indirectly helped the poor.

Viewer:

I’d buy that for a dollar

by Lincoln's Wet Nurse September 6, 2024

Oliver Buy

Something someone named Oliver Douglas Turk would buy. Usually cream or pastel in colour, wildly pretentious, and or extremely disgusting. E.g. a Mickey Mouse pocket watch.

P1 "Bro look at this pocket watch"

P2 "eww that's gross asf what an oliver buy"

by Timmothy James November 27, 2024

Kayla Bui

A girl with a VOLUPTUOUS ass, who's popular but likes to keep to herself. Once you get to know her though, she's a FREAK!

When they hear the name "Kayla Bui" they'll think of a girl with a big booty, really known but tends to be weird occasionally.

by Gerald widmiston December 23, 2024

Buying the mild

An alarming lack of balls or guts

I think im gonna skip this next coaster

Stop buying the mild man. Come on.

by Rainbow Lizard Racing December 29, 2024

non-buy-nary

When the game is trash because of all the woke content, it makes you not wanting to buy the game at all.

Dragon Age Veilguard character: "I'm non-binary"
Person: "Okay, that's cool, and I identify as a non-buy-nary" *proceeds not to buy the game*

by thesmartkid420 January 11, 2025

Coach Buys Homes

Coach Buys Homes is a locally owned home-buying company that helps West Virginia homeowners sell their properties quickly and hassle-free. They specialize in buying houses as-is for cash—no repairs, no cleanup, and no commissions. Whether you’re dealing with an inherited home, a vacant property, a fixer-upper, or just need to sell fast, they offer a simple, transparent process that puts you in control. Based in Charleston WV, they serve the greater Kanawha Valley and surrounding areas with honesty, speed, and local care.

Coach Buys Homes are like the easy button when selling your house in Charleston WV

by Small Market REI July 20, 2025