albino mud

slang for cum

guy 1: oh you should've saw courtney last night! my albino mud was dripping all over her face!

guy 2: shit, dude. that sounded like a fun time.

by constipated rn lol December 13, 2020

mud wick

After hard anal sex, having to squeeze the shit juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a piss.

I can't take a piss because I have a serious mud wick

by Tess H August 5, 2006

mud train

A mud train consists of five gay men of a Asian origin and one oversized white man in a pig pen of mud and shit and they try to wrestle him down in the mud

As the four young Asian boys try their first ever mud train with the white American exchange student

by Mud flaps January 12, 2017

mud bogr

The act of putting your dick in her ass then immediately helicoptering all over her face.

Andrew pulled a mud bogr with kayla last night.

by shitsssismms June 8, 2023

Mud Nuts

Another term for shit stained balls

Tim has mud nuts from anal Anne

by Richard Hangslow December 16, 2018

Mud Butler

Someone who works in a health care setting in which changing adult diapers is a common requirement, such as a group home for the elderly or IDD (intellectually/developmentally disabled) residents.

Doctors think they're a special breed, but it's the mud butlers who do the real work.

by Merkin Wrangler June 6, 2020

Mud Money

Money earned my sexually, dirty work.

You know me gotta spend my mud money on some new shoes.

by Rebel.jon May 10, 2018