The fattest thicc boy around. Can destroy simple mortals with his powerful ass that controls the minds of all women as they powerfully jiggle. It’s asshole is so big it can absorb pure energy and it’s farts commit nuclear disasters.
Damn that Brian Burkert is so thicc I can’t beleive his ass can cause so much power! Don’t let it jiggle in your face!!
by BrianBurkert69 September 16, 2019
Get the Brian Burkertmug. Makes really awkward jokes. Is white but says racial slurs like “wigger”
And “retard”though the students of his honors US history class still love him
And “retard”though the students of his honors US history class still love him
by OJ Simpson 1966 December 6, 2022
Get the Brian O’connormug. by yoloswagsex October 11, 2013
Get the brian heddenmug. Describes a person with SEXY glasses, SEXY math and science skills, and SEXY basketball shooting pose, who is OBSESSED and constantly discusses information regarding exams, and loves to create physical contact with BOTH male and female, making one REALLY uncomfortable.
by fdasdfpdfaso March 6, 2022
Get the Brian Leemug. Brian is the sweetest person you can ever imagine. He has 2 best friends he talks to almost everyday. Their names are Annie and Connor. He uses discord almost every day and he also plays Roblox pretty often. He loves Royale High. He's straight and he's also a male.
Annie Roeng: Ugh I'm too lazy to do my homework, Connor can you help me? Connor Wong: No Also Him: Maybe Brian Hung can?
by whxeezy October 8, 2020
Get the Brian Hungmug. He is the opposite of Yohambeezy. But he is still pretty cool.. His batting average is .357. He screams like a little girl. He digs for gold, metaphorically. But most importantly " he's killing me Smalls!"
by yhb August 3, 2016
Get the Boosted Brianmug. Instead of saying you have a daddy kink for Brian wecht(ninja Brian) you can just say you have a Brian kink
by Goddamnavidan March 19, 2018
Get the Brian kinkmug.