Boston BandWagoner

In baseball, someone who shamelessly cheers for the Boston Red Sox not because they follow the team, grew up in close proximity, or even really like them but because of the Red Sox recent period of success and popularity.

When the Red Sox finally miss the playoffs (as they did in 2010), or lose their coolness, the Boston Bandwagoner loses interest in the team and (often) in baseball.

Generally, Boston bandwagoners quote Jon Papelbon and love to say the name "Big Papi" using a a Boston accent... "Big Pawpi." They also talk about Dustin Pedroia's short stature, team-mentality and try to convince you of his legitimacy as an MVP-caliber second baseman.

Mike: Hey you guys see the Yanks-Sox game last night. It was sick.
Craig: Yeah man I---
Boston BandWagoner: Yeah it was really wicked guys, Pedroia and Big Pawwwpi deserve MVP and Kevin Maillah is the best clutch stahhh evah. Cowboy Up!
Mike: Kevin MILLAR retired a couple of years ago and hasn't played in Boston for a half-decade. You're disgusting.
Craig: Stop saying "wicked," you're from Indianapolis you Boston Bandwagoner.

by ClownPens.Frat April 28, 2011

Bosten Whaler

When a school bus drives up the ass of a whale, causing the whale to get very angry. It then rapes Ben Afflack, the president of france and a statue of Jimmy Neutron. When the army tries to stop the whale, it sticks an ice cream sundae up the penis hole of the closest ivy league graduate, while the army is confused about what just happend, the whale saves a blind person from from an angry kangaroo with a huge boner. The whale then gets the medal of honor which it then uses as a dildo. An 80-year-old transgender gets pissed off at a crossing guard and kills both the whale and the guard in a rage.

dude, i have a schoolbus! wana do a Bosten Whaler!

by thebostenwhaler27 May 18, 2011

Boston Legal

Enjoying a quiet, private drink (preferably brandy or whiskey) with a best friend in a secluded spot while mulling over the days events, discussing life's finer points and pondering hypothetical future situations

Paul: Today's been insane, want to shot out for a Boston Legal?

In the pub, only two there, sitting in the corner enjoying a whiskey

Paul: Do you ever think that if you needed a kidney, someone you know would step forward?

John: *ponders for a moment* I'd like to think I'd step up for you *quietly returns to enjoying whiskey*

by ContagiousOutrageous September 26, 2013

Bostin Our Kid

Bostin is well-known word meaning amazing, brilliant or excellent in parts of Birmingham & Bromsgrove and people that have pineapple on a pizza!

Ooooh that Pineapple on that Pizza is Bostin our Kid

by Our Kid Paul May 11, 2018

boston bruins

Drafted a bunch of new players. Pretty promising new young goalie joey, many new forward, a few defensive players. Some forwards including henrick gibovochski, mieal longobsty, and jimmy wrighten. In the next two years this team will be brilliant and predicted to win a cup. Overall awesome national hockey league team.

the best team in the nhl would have to be the boston bruins

by bruins21 March 23, 2011

Boston Fake Out

When a man is having sex with his partner, before coming on her back, he pulls out his penis from the vagina, spits on her back thinking it is semen, she then turns around to look at him and he ejaculates all over her face.

Person 1: Last night I tried the Boston Fake Out....damn.... she was so pissed!!!!
Person 2: Is it the one where you spit on her back and then come on her face?
Person 1: Yes sir...thats the one jajajajaja
Person 2: Good man, good man!

by Naughty Arty July 23, 2006

Boston Creampie

the act of ejaculating inside the vagina or anus while shouting "LET'S GO RED SOX" and slapping the penis 1-2-123 on whichever surface one ejaculated inside, as if you were at a baseball game

So I brought home this girl last night, and i found out she was a Yankees fan, so when i finished, i gave her a Boston Creampie.

by Sully Sullivan November 18, 2010