when you’re so in love with someone that you would literally swear on a bible just to prove to them that you love them
ethan: bro do u still have a crush on janet or something u keep staring at her
brad: nah man i’m whipped biblical
brad: nah man i’m whipped biblical
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by Sonét April 20, 2018
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Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.
Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.
Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!
Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!
Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.
Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.
Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!
Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!
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Get the Donde está la biblioteca mug.A fictional book used to preach and teach good morals, but somehow along the way it was taken seriously by people, and for thousands of years people have been following and preaching its every fictional word.
Following the word of the Bible is no different than following the word of the Harry Potter series, as it is full of incredibly unrealistic magical works. But despite the many self-contradictions, hypocritical preachings and simply unreal magical occurrences, people are still willing to tell you that the Bible and God are real. Most of these people are willing to tell a perfectly respectable and logical person of any religion/race/ethnicity that they are automatically "going to hell."
They are also willing to BLINDLY believe anything that an official-looking person has to say.
Following the word of the Bible is no different than following the word of the Harry Potter series, as it is full of incredibly unrealistic magical works. But despite the many self-contradictions, hypocritical preachings and simply unreal magical occurrences, people are still willing to tell you that the Bible and God are real. Most of these people are willing to tell a perfectly respectable and logical person of any religion/race/ethnicity that they are automatically "going to hell."
They are also willing to BLINDLY believe anything that an official-looking person has to say.
Person 1: "DUDE! did you know there was a guy named Jonah who lived inside of a whale?! and that Moses parted the Red Sea with his magic powers?!"
Person 2: "Where did you hear that bullshit?"
Person 1: "It's not bullshit, I read it in the Bible so it must be true!"
Person 2: "Where did you hear that bullshit?"
Person 1: "It's not bullshit, I read it in the Bible so it must be true!"
by Justin Feld October 18, 2008
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d00d did u hear, some fucker donated their yearly taive of fuckin $13 mil, what the fuck, if that dont seal it as a cult, what the fuck does?
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