Beta-Josh

"Fortnite" CRAZY and tries to be smart like the Beta-Male by becoming the Gama-Male. Cries with Trufflebutter at night alone.

Kylan: "FORKNIFE FORKNIFE FORKNIFE" (DABS ON HATERS)
Everyone else: "Beta-Josh am I right or am I left."
Kylan: "Oi i can hear ya you know I'm 200IQ init"
Everyone else: "You are a Beta-Josh kys"

by slavslav November 17, 2019

Flag

Get the Beta-Josh mug.

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 02, 2025

Flag

Get the Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》 mug.

Beta Cunt

A term for women who are seen as weak or cowardly, a popular example of one being like the evil Queen Nehellenia.

1: I’m the Sailor Moon and you’re the beta cunt that always try’s to get Tuxedo Mask’s attention. He already wants me and you are the one with the least amount of good, using your rotten fuckery.

2: Oh I see.

1. You could of just hit on another Sailor Girl.

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 04, 2021

Flag

Get the Beta Cunt mug.

Beta stoic

A regular Beta guy who embraced Stoicism as a way to be more masculine and gain the acceptation of chicks with no succes.

“Hey, today Stoicon is full of Beta Stoics”
Change my mind

by LeJean November 04, 2019

Flag

Get the Beta stoic mug.

beta beta time

This is the time when a group of all guys gather to drink, but are unable to attract any girls to drink with. Instead of calling the night a complete waste and going to sleep, one member will yell out "Beta Beta time!" in which case the other members begin drinking until they no longer remember the lack of females.

Person 1: "Damn, there's no frat parties tonight, and all the girls we know are at POP the DREAM this weekend. There's literally nothing to do"

Person 2: "Don't worry guys, I just picked up this Jamison bottle. It's BETA BETA TIME!"

1hr 30min later.....

Persons 1-8: "ZzzzzZzzzzZzzzzzzz" (sleeping)

by PineappleTree April 11, 2014

Flag

Get the beta beta time mug.