dog closet

A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.

Did Julie put James in the dog closet again?! Wtf?!

by Bunny_Lopez February 04, 2021

Closet Poptart

A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.

I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!

by WebstersXXX January 11, 2015

Closet Crosser

n: a person who secretly will wear articles of clothing meant for the opposite sex.

I became a closet crosser when I was nine years old. It wa out of total curiosity that I tried on a pair of my cousin’s panties and I loved it.

by Rakis July 25, 2018

closet hobby

a hobby that is completed secretly and unknown to others. it is enjoyed!

I love editing when I make home movies, it's my closet hobby!

by askajiggle January 21, 2016

Walking closet

The act of wearing an inappropriate amount of clothes in layers.

1. "Did you see all the shirts that Jane is wearing?"

"Yeah, she's a walking closet."

2. "It's so cold out today I'm dressing like a walking closet."

by danijd June 03, 2013

cheesin in the closet

cheerful homosexuality, often performed in a secretive manner

I swear, if those guys aren't fruiting around they're cheesin in the closet.

by retsehcmai January 24, 2009

Closet Killer

A fan of the band The Killers, but doesnt tell anybody because he or she feels that they would be mocked listening to them.

i heard that Hardcore Jenny is afraid to tell everyone she loves The Killers music. She is so a Closet Killer.

by FSU Austin January 19, 2007