Man Bath

When a grown man takes a bath, it is seen as wrong in the publics opinion, but a man needs his bath

Josh: Dude i need a man bath
Mike: Dude, your gay
Josh: A man needs his bath
Mike: True

by jdog1232432 May 12, 2008

nigger bath

a bath tub stolen by a nigger and/or his financially challenged brother who are both struggling to afford a bath tub of their own

jamie: oh my, where is my tub!
greg: i bet those damn mr jeffersons have taken it
jamie: now it's a nigger bath *crying*

tyrone: quick jumal i want to get home in time for the cosby show
jumal: ok, can i use this nigger bath upon arrival?

by beepbeepmeepmeep September 2, 2009

barf bath

when you get in the hot bath with a terrible hangover and a few minutes into it you feel the urge to barf so you slip out of the tub as fast as you can and barf in the toilet, then feel so much better and finish your bath.

dang girl... you look terrible, go take a barf bath

by lomoski January 28, 2010

bubble bath

In the surf, Where all the waves break one after another, giving you about 2secs to take a breath before getting smashed by the next one, breaking on your face and making you wonder where the surface is...

I got stuck in the bubble bath for ages.

by caese June 19, 2010

Austrian Cheese Bath

The Austrian Cheese Bath is a sneaky, lewd act pulled by room mates and general douche-bags.
One will remove the cap from another's body wash container, and ejaculate inside of it, where it shall lay unnoticed until the unsuspecting victim showers next.

If placed inside a shampoo bottle, (head and shoulders works best) it is known as Austrian Hair Gel

A particularly hairy man may experience yogurt flakes when engaging in an Austrian Cheese Bath.

"Hey kevin, did you have a good Austrian Cheese Bath?"
"What?"
"I came in your body wash, you bathed in my spunk!"
"Youre a fuckin douche!"
"I know! Lets go make ravioli..."

by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010

Keepin' the Dog in the Bath

The physical act of not only inserting ones testicle into another's anus during sex, but keeping it there for as long as possible. Generally anal sex is conducted before doing this in an effort to essentially "loosen things up." This "move" is performed by perves and shady boombastiqua's alike and is only recommended for such types (see shaddy boombastique). People on steroids with something to prove may actually attempt to insert both testicles simultaniously, although many believe this to be impossible (including myself).
*Note: "This shit is hard."
**Note: Keep in mind that you are on your own. Post-coital conversation following this act may be extremely awkward.

"Last night, I (Jon Yi) kept the dog in the bath for like 10 seconds. That shit hurt so bad but isn't it cool that I can say I did it? Isn't that cool?"

"I kept the dog in the bathtub for a personal record of 5 seconds one time. I wasnt walking the next day though."

by Jaminsky March 29, 2005

Yates Bath

To drown a child, like Andrea Yates did.

If that kid doesn't stop crying, I'm going to give it a Yates Bath!

by Mikew71772 August 24, 2006