Baker

Someone who is constantly mooching off of you and overstays their welcome then gives you COVID-19 then while you're in the hospital possibly dying proceeds to try and hookup with your ol' lady

He got me so sick I was admitted to the hospital and he tried to bang my girl!
Damn, what a baker!

by Iowagirl69 February 15, 2023

Wyatt Baker

A little bitchboy who's goal in life is to do nothing but to displease the people around him.

Damm dude why are you acting like such a Wyatt Baker right now.

by The One Who Is Truthful October 21, 2023

Lis Baker

The beautiful, hot, pretty, majestic wife of Brock Baker.

Pronounced (Lee Baker)
Beautiful woman.
I loooove Lis

Brock Baker: Hey Lis
Lis Baker: Hi honey
*9 months later*
Doctor: IT'S A TINY BROCK!

by Laylur October 30, 2023

bakers virgin

Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.

That kid Adam only has one body, he’s a bakers virgin.

by ChickenSh1tter November 3, 2023

Annabel Baker

Annabel Baker is someone who is very dignified and usually loves the beach and his/her family. They are usually outside but are home bodys. They love to explore outside and go camping, if you meet a Annabel Baker, consider your self lucky.

“Hey I saw Annabel Baker at the mall”

by Cookies.are.amazing.and.yummyy November 5, 2023

Arthur baker

Owner of the game bloxd.io
quite well known site for free minecraft. Related to Jeffrey epstein.

Person 1:"Have you heard of bloxd.io?"

Person 2: "Yeah its made by Arthur baker!"

by Eopspre December 29, 2023

Baker

Often referred to as being "Derrick Bakered"
The verb Bakered means to have something come up missing out of a non moving vehicle.

I left my grinder in my truck last week and someone Bakered it along with my goddamn hitch.

by Jake&ace January 12, 2024