Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.

"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."

by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025

backseat friend

The one that is always just there, they get invited but they are more of an extra in the background or… in the backseat. Mutually known but gets left out, doesn’t really know why they tag along.

There is a duo in this trio, why am I even here I am just the backseat friend.

I like hanging out with them, they keep each other entertained and I just get to stare at a tree or something, the backseat friend :)

by Batman055 February 3, 2025

Backseat Gaming

The dude who actively breaks EVERY GAME HE TOUCHES.

"Dude, you're just like Backseat Gaming, you've found 20 glitches in an HOUR!"

by Blue Imposter March 18, 2026

Backseat Gaming

The guy who constantly breaks EVERY SINGLE GAME HE TOUCHES.

"Dude, you're like Backseat Gaming, you've found 20 DIFFERENT GLITCHES within an HOUR!"

by Blue Imposter March 18, 2026

backseat shotgun

Backseat shotgun: When a man ejaculates during a blow job and the cum shoots out of the women's nose.

Backseat shotgun: After a customer's cum shot out of her nose during a blow job, the sex worker started offering a"backseat shotgun" on her menu of services.

by Ace Hoodwacker March 21, 2025

backseat shotgun

Backseat shotgun: when man's cum shoots out of the women's nose while giving head in the backseat of a car.

When Jon's cum shot out of Angie's nose while giving head in the back of his Prius, Jon stuck his head out of the sunroof and shouted, "backseat shotgun!"

by Ace Hoodwacker March 27, 2025

backseat

The seat in a car that makes you feel either like a small kid or like a boss — unlike sitting in the front seat next to the driver, which makes you feel like a copilot or substitute driver.

When I’m in the backseat, I can just chill and enjoy the ride—it's either a kid's adventure or I'm the boss calling the shots!"

by Emotional Cruiser July 28, 2025