Please be >+<-

This is what you communicate via IM, SMS, text, or what have you when you want someone to be more positive and less negative without being a jerk.

Nora: "Life=garbage."
Sam: "Sometimes. I'm here for you. Please be >+<-."
Nora: "LOL! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

by von groovy March 5, 2025

Pirates be lootin'

When someones doing something 100% in character for them

"I'm gonna go see a movie"
"damn bitch, pirates be lootin' I guess

by IWannaDryHumpAlGore March 9, 2025

National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

practicing to be a baby daddy

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.

A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."

by daisha August 17, 2010

Picture To Be

Paint a picture in your head of your gypsy lifestyle

Picture to be that churner

by GyspyMag June 13, 2019

polar bears need to be saved

on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.

hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(

by help polar bears December 30, 2020

i paused my game to be here

A nerd With the worst shirt alive

look at the guy with the i paused my game to be here shirt hes such a nerd

by anonymous January 12, 2024