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batting 1000

Having a wordwicked/word streak of success; doing well so far in a series of challenges
I haven't missed a point all quarter in Calculus; I'm batting a thousand
by The Rabid Definer November 8, 2003
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Bat-wing

The result of stretching one's scrotum as wide as one can to create a winged effect.

Best when done in a hot shower... to obtain maximum stretchage.
Drop trou' and show me your Bat-wing!
by Nick Nathan August 4, 2006
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Fruit Bat

A term used to describe blind gay men.
Lewis: "Did you find any butt down at the club tonight?"
Dirk: "Nah, it was Fruit Bat night, just a bunch of blind queens groping and echo locating each other."
by Johnny Anonn April 12, 2013
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Fruit Bats

Demonic little fuckers that love to steal fruit from small children all over the world, leaving it only half eaten so it must be thrown away afterwards. Must be destroyed before it lays its seeds of decay and spawns more creatures from the souls of small children.
My son...today, died...of fruit bats eggs...
by Eamm February 13, 2009
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Bat Cilantro

Bat Cilantro this plant is known for its incredible capabilities. It actually attracts bats from the Wild and which will clear the insects in your area.
These plants are considered a weed and which are actually part of De cannabis plants DNA but are only used to attract bats with the scent that they put off.
Bat Cilantro a plant commonly found in the wilderness but is removed from the wilderness and placed in gardens Farms and other areas to clear insects. As said by the ancient Greeks.
by Ancient greeks February 10, 2017
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Wang bat

A big ass flying insect also known as a mosquito hawk but in Texas they're like 16 foot long and carry small children around.
Did you see that big ass wang bat just fly by damn you're not be down and grab those Charlie's little son.
by Gt420tx July 29, 2018
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Bat-Span

When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)
(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!
by SpicyBry January 26, 2022
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