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50 facts about men

21. Men like women to be into the same things they are into, but don't pretend to be Into the same things. Women don't expect men to like doing nails.

22. Men like to do things first before women. It makes them feel more important.

23. Men have higher body temperatures than women. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
24.If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget...he didn't lose your number...he didn't die. He just didn't want to call you.
25. Men compartmentalize everything. This means that is something doesn't fit into one of their brain catigories, they freak out and can't handle it.

26. Men only orgasm once during sex. Sucks for you
27. All men watch porn and masturbate, this is considered cool. Most women do to but won't admit it because it's ok for a man but shameful for a women.

28. Men are impatient. This means they hate it if women take a long time to get ready. But really it's their fault because they set up all these standards for how a woman should look.

29. Men think they are smarter then women and have them figured out. Women just let them think that because if they really understood the complexity of being a woman their tiny stupid male brains would explode.

30. Men want to date a whore but marry an innocent virgin.
50 facts about men continued.
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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we'll talk about it later

When someone wants to talk to you about some thing you don't want to keep saying we'll talk about it later and never do.
Elias: bro let me drive

Yi: we'll talk about it later.
by Mister yi ter fur robin December 27, 2011
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Etymological note: This phrase can be heard in a recording of the (ca.) 1929 Fats Waller song "The Joint is Jumping".
"Get rid of that pistol, yeah, get rid of it... yeah... ha ha... that's what I'm talking about..." (from abovementioned recording, spoken)
by Tyranny Sue August 3, 2008
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We don’t talk about it

We don’t talk about it, means we just don’t f*ucking talk about it.
by Yeettttt December 22, 2018
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nobody cares about me

Oh, so you found me....Right..? I mean - you’ve never met me, and neither have you, so... Should we be friends? That’d be a great Idea.....Right...?...Or you and me could..go on a walk and talk to eachother....Anyway, I want you to go look at wholesome memes, and look at this tomorrow to see how great you feel :)
See you!
Hey...You doing alright?
Not really...
What happened?
Nobody cares about me..
by LovingKittenGuy October 7, 2020
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much ado about something

When something of actual significance achieves a level of publicity, fame, or notoriety far beyond its actual significance.
The press attention to Palin's daughter's pregnancy is much ado about something.
by ohheyitspurp October 24, 2008
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What are you talking about?

Knowing you fucked up and is afraid to confront them about the situation one on one.
What are you talking about? I didn’t do that?

That wasn’t me I swear.
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Liar
by Oopsterpoopster December 20, 2019
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