Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household

Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch

by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016

50 cent abs

When instead of having a six pack or eight pack of abs, only four (or 50%) of them show due to a beer gut or potbelly on the lower half of your stomach. 50 cent pulls this off in many photos.

"Do u gotta six pack?"

" Naw, I got 50 cent abs . I love my food."

by T. Wik March 10, 2016

Abe Flores

The Holy Grail of Mexican sex lore. It is said he has to be milked every 30-45 minutes just to keep his balls from growing too large. Women flock from all over the world to make love to his valuptuous cock, and no girl is ever left unsatisfied. Many consider his lengthy friend down below the eighth wonder of the world.

My girlfriend can't stop talking about Abe Flores, time to move on.

by SexGodO-Dog October 4, 2023

ab

An abbreviation of "adhuc bonum", latin for "still good" bc thats what it means.

A: is it still working?

B:ab

by Lans Csongrád June 5, 2025

golcha abs

A COLLECTION OF GOLDEN CHILD'S ABS. A THREAD OF TUMTUM TRYING TO BREAK AWAY

WHY IS THE THREAD OF GOLCHA ABS BACK IN MY TIMELINE

by gold11 November 5, 2020

abe all stars

a peak mod for angry birds epic because rovio can't do any better (even tho most was from chimera idk)

hop on abe all stars- nvm arena is still locked

by qdlit August 13, 2024

Abe

Abe stands for (A bitchless everything)
he is everything cool, funny, and fancy. But he still has no bitches. (NO RIZZ)
Another way of saying is(A basketball-less everything)

Which is just the same besides instead of have no bitches he cant play basketball

"Abe gets no bitches"

by Therizzgod September 26, 2022